cold-ass water

i just returned from a stay in the home of a delightful old lady that i've grown to love. all she asks is a warm lap to sleep in (she may be dismayed to learn that she can snore with the best of them; the best being my husband...she could give him a run for his money.) anyway....just the warm lap is all she needs. oh...and a cold-ass drink. and it better be cold. she demands it. 21 years old and she keeps on purring. colored pencil